Saturday, July 7, 2012

Review of The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

The Amazing Sunglasses Man.  Someone's been listening to too much Corey Hart.

The new film “The Amazing Spider-Man” opened this week.  Directed by Mark Webb and featuring an amazingly talented cast, including Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Irrfan Khan, Martin Sheen, Sally Field, Embeth Davidtz, and star C. Thomas Howell, it sucks.  Hard. 

Save your money for Batman.

The end.